By the Way, Bots are fun.

UnhappyTrout: Have you seen the new thing?
mianadude: Awwwwww, why are you unhappy?
UnhappyTrout: i am?
mianadude: I know what you need
mianadude: chocolate.
UnhappyTrout: nah
UnhappyTrout: its good and all
UnhappyTrout: but....not needed
UnhappyTrout: need is a strong word
mianadude: Or buttsex. That works wonders too
UnhappyTrout: so ive heard
UnhappyTrout: are we talking recieving, giving, or both?
mianadude: Do trouts have butts?
UnhappyTrout: only if they are hideous
mianadude: So what do pretty trouts have?
UnhappyTrout: .......lots of friends and money
mianadude: but they're trout
UnhappyTrout: yeah, awesomely popular trout
UnhappyTrout: id be friends with a pretty trout
mianadude: but not an ugly trout?
UnhappyTrout: how ugly we talking?
mianadude: hideous
UnhappyTrout: like, so hideous that id cry whenever i looked at you?
mianadude: I dunno, whatever your definition of hideous trouts that have butts is
UnhappyTrout: alright
UnhappyTrout: i could be friends with a trout who has a butt
UnhappyTrout: BUT
UnhappyTrout: not if they have two butts
UnhappyTrout: thats disgusting
mianadude: you know what else is disgusting?
UnhappyTrout: me?
UnhappyTrout: or florida?"
mianadude: Ur mom
UnhappyTrout: my mom......doesnt have a butt though
mianadude: So how can she get surprise butt sex?
UnhappyTrout: she gives it
mianadude: that's not as fun
UnhappyTrout: id like to say so
mianadude: Do bots have butts?
UnhappyTrout: like....a robot, or a botswanan?
mianadude: a fish bot
UnhappyTrout: THAT TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST YET!
UnhappyTrout: DO NOT TEMPT ME FRODO!
mianadude: not even with surprise buttsex?
UnhappyTrout: yanno what
UnhappyTrout: no
UnhappyTrout: no
UnhappyTrout: no
UnhappyTrout: no
UnhappyTrout: no
UnhappyTrout: just no
UnhappyTrout: hey batter batter batter batter
mianadude: You're catching? SWEET! SURPRISE BUTTSEX!